The Randomness in my Head

This is a collection of things that have struck my fancy!

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fictionalmasterpiece:

tracefoxer:

braunernaught:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

yeah, i tried to explain back at cvs that there IS no back room. everything out front is our stock and they’d always ask me to check anyway. so i’d go out back into the break room and park it for a few minutes.

for real this is fact as hell.

Anytime I go to the store for my mom and they don’t have something she wanted she says “Well did you ask them to check the back?” And I just look at her with the most irritated expression because even though I’ve never had this type of job I know that there is nothing there.

fictionalmasterpiece:

tracefoxer:

braunernaught:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

yeah, i tried to explain back at cvs that there IS no back room. everything out front is our stock and they’d always ask me to check anyway. so i’d go out back into the break room and park it for a few minutes.

for real this is fact as hell.

Anytime I go to the store for my mom and they don’t have something she wanted she says “Well did you ask them to check the back?” And I just look at her with the most irritated expression because even though I’ve never had this type of job I know that there is nothing there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

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greatraceofyith:

I recently read a comment that went like this:"The Doctor has two hearts, one for Rose and one for River so he can love them both equally, the most important people in his life."Things like that makes me twitch, and this is my response. From left to right: His granddaughter Susan, Jamie McCrimmon, The Brigadier, Sarah Jane Smith, The Master, Peri Brown, Ace, Charley Pollard.https://www.facebook.com/itsjustthedoctor

greatraceofyith:

I recently read a comment that went like this:

"The Doctor has two hearts, one for Rose and one for River so he can love them both equally, the most important people in his life."

Things like that makes me twitch, and this is my response. From left to right: His granddaughter Susan, Jamie McCrimmon, The Brigadier, Sarah Jane Smith, The Master, Peri Brown, Ace, Charley Pollard.

https://www.facebook.com/itsjustthedoctor

(via incendiaglacies)

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TID fandom and Jem Carstairs

Before ATB:
he's such a little kitten <4 my baby puppy is so precious and cute i just want to cuddle with him and eat noodles and watch a movie <3
After ATB:
*approaches while grinning, then slides hand down from chest to jeans* hey bebe wanna go appasionato on me all night